Disclaimer

A friend of mine came into the bookstore the other day, and as usual, we got to talking politics and such. She said she heard some interviewee one of the national morning shows say that "Catholics believe the book The Da Vinci Code should come with disclaimer." At which point I walked over to the book, picked it up, and pointed out a not-so-little five letter word. To all of the people who've gotten their panties in a wad over whether Jesus married Mary Magdelene and had children, here it is: NOVEL.

If that's not a disclaimer, I don't know what is.